[voice post]
[the sound of bedsprings squeaking; a certain ex-puppet is jumping on a bed]

Come on, Blue. I don't have all day.

[a bed which happens to still contain a certain sleeping housemate of his]

Wake up!

[a thump as he drops to sit on the bed. prodding Blue. a lot.]

I think your bed's starting to smell, buddy.

[finally, he talks in to the device.]

Someone going to explain what the hell is going on?

[ooc: sob. I'm...actually not around for another hour or two, but I wanted to get this up before I forgot =/ back asap though!]

Okay. That curse thing at the weekend? Was the best thing to happen since I got here.

Though whoever that chick was that decided to dump me in the fucking ocean. Thanks. One day I'll return the favour.

... And not that I'm complaining about the free candy, but it's showing things. Real things about other people?

If that's right, who the fuck is the girl who got swallowed by a whale? ... Who were you looking for?

[private to Blue || hackable]

And uh, Blue. Buddy? I kind of have a problem.

A personal one.

I think I need a doctor.

[ooc: Sorry to everyone! I'm going to be pretty damn slow tonight. Busy stuff turned up. But I'll tag things as often as I can. Just...expect some backdating? =/]

[voice post]
Holy shit. Holy-fuckin'-shit.

[one very nekked pinocchio running through the apartment. ... into blue's room ... and stealing some of cori's clothes]

About fuckin' time too.

Blue. I'll be back... Ah, who the hell knows. I'm making full use of this.

[rustle rustle. dressed and ready to go]

Right. Ladies, I have a dick and I'm ready to use it. Line right up.

[ooc: THIS CAME AT MIDNIGHT. OKAY. little puppet-boy has all grown up. maturity not included ='D First order of business. HE'S OFF TO GET LAID. 8D]

[voice post]
Hey, pop? Where'd you run off to? You know it's not safe to head out alone yet.

Pops?

... How'd I get up here?

Okay, I've gotta be dreaming. So why am I still-

RIGHT. FESS UP. WHO DID IT? WHAT'S GOING ON?

[/transmission]
[ooc: Well, lessie how this goes. =O]

[edit: 4am? early bedtime. shall catch tags in the morrow! sorry guys]

[series]: Fables
[character]: Pinocchio

[character history / background]: Wiki time!

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[point in timeline you're picking your character from]: Post issue #75